Death of a lumberjack

Matt: i had the chilli fries AND the curly fries the other night
Fran: woah!
Fran: did the roof of your mouth feel raped by the fat from both of those?
Matt: kinda
Matt: i certainly didn't feel good about myself
Fran: I find after a whole bowl of curly fries my mouth hurts.
Fran: hahhaa
Matt: i always have so much trouble eating there
Matt: the menu has so many great things
Matt: i feel like i'm missing out if i don't get any eggs
Fran: well we have the full set of dennys menus at the log cabin
Fran: so you know, you could decide before you go
Matt: THAT JUST MAKES IT HARDER
Matt: they've updated them, by the way
Matt: NO MORE LUMBERJACK SLAM :'(
Fran: well netta will have to get new menus
Matt: she fucking will
Fran: i'm saddened at the loss of the lumberjack slam
Matt: no more excited cries of "HERE COMES A MEATLOVER'S BREAKFAST"
Matt: woe
Fran: I think we need to have a wake for the death of lumberjack slam... at dennys.... this weekend

Sex is destroying the world

I quite like meat, I enjoy it... Aside from days of religious observance I will enjoy it.

The flat question, is meat or sex? If you could only chose one which would you take?

I refuse to answer this.

Eamonn eats meat all day in Swannanoa.

Its only disgusting if you were expecting meat!

Eamonn: Someone should eat that hot dog
Melinda: Someone should eat that hot dog!
Melinda: Someone should have a hot beef injection
Eamonn: I'm going to have some Sparkling Duet
Fran: Fuck you Eamonn.


Just another day in the Log Cabin.
The fight against our furry friends seems to be a lost cause, but I remain determined.

Matt and Eamonn are watching the news, apparently John Key is getting a sex change.
Apparently I'm also going to hell.
Also Eamonn says if towels hadn't been invented he would have inveted them and become rich.